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This kid tells you how to be a professional hacker and find people’s IPs. Use these tools if you want to be an uber hacker.

Or a complete fool….

Your choice.

So true on so many levels!

Source: Drawing Board

Whether it is hard for you to get out of bed in the morning or you just want to practice being awoken by a noise and poised to shoot and kill, the Gun Clock might just be for you. The Gun Clock forces unsuspecting sleepers to nail the bullseye in order to shut the alarm off. And for the really skilled sleep sharp shooters out there, the hard mode makes users nail the bullseye five times to kill the commotion. If you or someone who loves hates you gets you this clock prepare to never sleep properly again; at least until you get skilled enough to just chuck the gun at the alarm without even having to open your eyes and drift back into another late day at work.

Full Article: Engadget

Three people may have watched a few too many movies about sewer-dwelling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as kids. One of the three had to be rescued from Sacramento’s sewer system overnight.

Sacramento police say a 26-year-old man whose identity has not been released,19-year-old Rhea Schroeder, his girlfriend and his 24-year-old brother Jacob Reinitz, had been drinking early Tuesday and decided to climb into the underground tunnels near Florin Road around 1:00 this morning.

The three walked about 200 yards in the drain and then tried to surface. When the older brother was lifting a manhole cover in the middle of a street, his head was struck by a passing car.

Firefighters climbed down into the sewer to attend to the injured man and strap him to a rescue board. They then set-up a tri-pod rescue system over the manhole and lifted the injured man out of the sewer with a hook connected to the tri-pod.

Many of the rescue crews involved say this type of sewer rescue was a first for them.

Full Article: CBS13

I too loved TMNT when I was younger, but I never had any desire to run around in the sewers. Hopefully their childhood fantasies have been fulfilled and they have learned a lesson.

TastyBooze.com has compiled a great list of the Top 10 Achievements when it comes to drinking. The three on the list that I would personally like to achieve are: a case in a day, run the taps where you drink one pint of everything on tap at a bar, and century club where you do 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. There are a few other funny ones if you would like to take a look at it.

Full Article: TastyBooze

The Modern Drunkard Magazine has also compiled their list of the top 40 drinking accomplishments. They have funny ones such as go on a bender and spend a night in the drunk tank.The one I would like to accomplish one day is to visit the place where your favorite beer is born. For me that would be Dublin, Ireland since Guinness is my all time favorite. I think it would be great to visit and try it straight from the source.

Full Article: Modern Drunkard Magazine

BERLIN (Reuters) – A man caught breaking into a German supermarket late at night escaped despite being handcuffed to railings — only to be arrested after he ran to a nearby police station to get the cuffs removed.

“It was stupid of him,” said a police spokesman in Frankfurt Monday. “They took the cuffs off, but they kept him.”

A security guard had cuffed the man and held three others after spotting the break-in. But by the time officers arrived, the man had managed to escape, police said.

Arriving at the police station, the 19-year-old told officers he had been locked up by a friend as a joke, and asked for their help. The officers at first went along with the ruse, “also laughing at the man’s apparent misfortune,” police said.

However, suspecting he was the missing man from the break-in, they pressed him for details after removing the cuffs.

The man then confessed his role and was promptly re-united with his three accomplices in the station’s prison cell.

Full Article: Reuters

Well, you got to give him credit for at least trying. However, if he was a bit smarter he would have gone home and broke them off rather than going straight to the source. Better luck next time!

A front seat car passenger was photographed baring his backside at a speed camera in Northumberland.

The “mooning” man was snapped by the mobile camera as the black BMW X5 drove past on the A1171 Dudley Lane in Cramlington last month.

His behaviour has been labelled as “dangerous and offensive” by road safety campaigners.

Police may take action against the man for public order offences and not wearing a seat belt.

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“Not only is it disrespectful, but distasteful and offensive, particularly to children who may have been exposed to this nonsense.

“This prank could have been a real distraction from the driver and that is not something to laugh about.”

Full Article: BBC News

Haha, I think this is great. The speed and stop light cameras are just easy money for police departments under the pretense that they will increase public safety. They are indeed a huge breech of privacy that is taken away from us more and more each day. This guy was just expressing what everyone else is thinking. Hopefully he won’t get charged with anything because he obviously has enforcement officials miffed.

Source: Flickr

Sometimes people are just a little too honest! It’s actually an advertisement, when you call it is the Pink Taco.

Sometimes you can pull a quick one on your TAs, and other times you cannot!

LONDON (Reuters) – It is the one moment every man wants to get right — and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.

The luckless 28 year-old’s dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.

Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring — and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend — sailing away over the rooftops.

“I couldn’t believe it,” he told The Sun newspaper.

“I just watched as it went further and further into the air.

“I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune and I knew my girlfriend would kill me.”

Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success.

“I thought I would give Leanne a pin so I could literally pop the question,” he said.

“But I had to tell her the story — she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring.”

He is hoping the ring will still turn up.

“It would be amazing if someone found it,” he added.

Source: Reuters

Poor guy, hopefully someone will find it and return it to him. But I am curious ask to what he was thinking in the first place!